again...this is a true story.
once upon a time there was a guy...and it was me...and i was in a sunday school class as a high schooler. during the lesson (which i don't remember what it was about--perhaps noah's ark) i finally decided i should ask a question that had bothered me for years...
so i raised my hand. (i was a good student)
teacher: yes, david
me: ok, i have a question that has been buggin me.
teacher: go ahead
me: ok...noah's ark--there were tow of every animal on the ark, right?
teacher: yes, thats right.
me: so where did they put all of the whales, and dolphins, and fish? was there a giant tank in the
bottom? because 2 blue whales + 2 belugas + 2 dolphins makes for a HUGE ark.
my friend rob: dave.
me: what?
rob: you are an idiot. why did they build the ark?
me: because the earth flooded.
rob: with what?
me: oh.
(pause for ponder)
me: so did they tie ropes to them to keep them close?
teacher and rob: {no response.}
I propose the following picture for future gospel art kits. it will help many, many children in need.
p.s. concerning the ropes--
i found this in class (at the u) when i was bored...don't judge me.
6 comments:
what are you talking about? you weren't a good student. but a dummy? certainly. :)
nice.
um, are you guys watching Lost, or not?
How did you become a seminary teacher? :) I thought about you during our SS lesson on Noah!!
We Boff know that's not a true story.
ummm.... david, noah didnt have to worry about the sea animals, umm.. cause.... of the water and everything ?!:)
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